Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Anonymous

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.

I’m not a bad girl I’m just a good girl that does bad things!

I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love.

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.

Two word’s guys hate “don’t” and “stop” unless you put them together!

What you see is what you get so make your move. You won’t regret!

When a guy goes to a hooker, he’s not paying her for sex, he’s paying her to leave.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.

Barbara Cartland

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Bertrand Russell

Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love.

Billy Crystal

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Chinese Proverb

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

David Lodge

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.

Don Schrader

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.

Edwin Chapin

The trouble with resisting temptation is that you may not get another chance.

Frederike Ryder

When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

Isabel Allende

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

Les Dawson

My wife is a sex object – every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Mae West

Sex is an emotion in motion.

Margaret Atwood

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It’s lack of love we die from.

Rita Rudner

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Rodney Dangerfield

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.

Sophia Loren

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.

Steve Dublanica

Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.

Steve Martin

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Lex Baldwin



From the picture, it’s obvious that Lex Baldwin was a sexy Latino guy. Look at what happens to him when he goes for a nose job, brow lift and nose surgery.

Donatella Versace



The world’s top designer. Her face changed a lot after a nose job and lip alteration.

Courtney love



As if she wasn’t already pretty enough, she went under the knife for her eyes and nose.

Mickey Rourke.



Face lifts can do that to your hairline.

Kate Jackson



What a brow lift!

Christie Brinkley



Looking surprised forever.

Vivica Fox



The chin, cheeks, lips, eyelids, facelift and browjob took away her cuteness.



Look at the deformed breasts.

Victoria Silverstedt



Do you think that the 1997 Playmate of the Year needed to enlarge her lips?

Pamela Anderson



She had really nice, suitable lips before.

Mia Farrow



Spotted the difference? Cheek implants, face lift and eyelift.

SHORT

The pixie



This hairstyle gives your face full focus. It also makes you look and feel younger. However, this hairstyle is only suitable for chun chics. If you think you make the cut, gof or it. To maintain maintain this hairstyle, trim it monthly.

The natural afro



The natural afro suits black women best. Actually, this hair is suitable for the very busy. Why? Cause maintenance is low.

The long and short



This haircut is all about movement. The front can be tucked behind ears or left by the sides. If you’ve got a wide roundish face and a bigger than average mouth size, you’ll look gorgeous. It brings about a shine and make heads turn when you turn around.

Blunt bob



A lot of models wear this hair. This will certainly have you stand out among the crowd.

Short shag



if your hair is too thick or too fine, don’t do this. If you are a very ladylike person, this is for you. It will bring about a well mannered vibe.

Curly bob



This style brings about a sense of vintage classics. When I see a girl in this, I feel she’s gotta be fun to be with.

Romantic bob



Ahh… very suitable for going out on dates. You’ll look sweet. If you have dimples, ~fuh, you’ll rock the atmosphere around you.

Angled bob



If you wanna make your face look long and narrow, this is it. Your hair will have to be fine and straight. I like to watch the rustling motion of the hair when she walks.

MEDIUM

Paneling



The twist of layers gives your hair more volume. You’ll look lovelier if you have round eyes.

Medium shag



The layers will give your face form. Having some hair by the front of the eyes gives out a sense of mystery and attraction.

Wavy shag



This is for those who wanna look messy. Rugged yet massive.

LONG

Long shag



Well, this is pretty common among females. Why? Cause you’ll look refined.

Long with bangs



This is good for long faces. It gives more focus to the eyes and cheeks.

Long curls



Incredibly sexy. However, the price to pay lies in the difficulty of maintaining it.

Long straight



Good for anyone. Goes well with any dressing and occasion.

Long layers



Makes you look versatile and laid back. I feel that ladies in this type of hairstyle have amusing characters.

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Why : Arrested by Honolulu cops for drunk driving in December 2005.

Comments : "You think it's funny?"  

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Why : For the same reason as 'Ana Lucia'

Comments : man. she looks like a junkie in the picture 

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Why : arrested twice in June 2000 for gun charges and assault in Michigan

Comments : "I'ma fist you!" 

Who :  Snoop Dogg

Why : charged with possession of a dangerous weapon in November 2006 at John Wayne Airport

Comments : "Whatcha lookin' at, dawg?"

Who :  19 year old 50 cent

Why : Taken in August 1994 while serving time in a New York State Department of Correctional Services shock incarceration program

Comments : "Gotta start early. Gotta serve time. Gotta make me a gangsta rappa." 

Who : Michael Jackson

Why : Arrested in 2003 for child molestation. 

Comments : May God bless you.

Who : Frank Sinatra

Why : Arrested in Bergen County, New Jersey 1938 for humping a married woman. (It was illegal back then)

Comments :  "Don't worry babe, we'll do it My Way" 

Who : Bill Gates

Why : Arrested in 1977 for traffic violations

Comments : "Yay! Publicity for Microsoft!"