11 Quotes About Sex You Will Find Amusing

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Angela Lambert

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Anonymous

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.

I’m not a bad girl I’m just a good girl that does bad things!

I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love.

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can

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You Don’t Have To Be Genius To Find These 35 Store Names Funny

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The people behind the store signs below either did intentionally or unintentionally. Either way, it’s funny! The funnier ones are of course names of asian restaurants. The owners should’ve done some homework before deciding on the name. It may cause a stiff stomach from laughing too much.

  1. They were normal, until they went for dry cleaning.

    Go Gay

  2. Bobby : Dude, let’s buy some tools to fix this thing. Know of any place?
    Dorian : Screw it, man!
    Bobby : Whoaw.. relax man.. it’s just tools.. no need for the harsh tone..

    Screw It

  3. It’s hard cause it’s so cold

    Stiff Nipples

  4. Continue reading You Don’t Have To Be Genius To Find These 35 Store Names Funny

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Call Somebody When You Can’t Do Your Math

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