Forms For All Daddy’s Girl

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NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,
and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME__________________ DATE OF BIRTH_______

HEIGHT______ WEIGHT______ IQ__________ GPA______

SOCIAL SECURITY #_________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________

BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_______________________

HOME ADDRESS_____________ CITY/STATE______ ZIP__

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain:
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Number of years they have been married _________________

If less than your age, explain ___________________

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Do you own a van? _______________

A truck with oversized tires? _______________

A waterbed?_______________

A pickup with a mattress in the back?_______________

Do you have an earring, nose ring, or a navel ring? _______________

A tattoo?_______________

(IF YES TO THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES)

In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you?___________

________________________________________________

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In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER” mean to you?

_______________________________________________

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In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you?

_______________________________________________

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Church you attend _______________________________

How often you attend ____________________________

When would be the best time to interview your:

father? _____________

mother? _____________

pastor? _____________

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are
confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:

____________________________________________________

B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:

____________________________________________________

C: A woman’s place is in the:

____________________________________________________

D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:

____________________________________________________

What do you want to do IF you grow up? _________________

____________________________________________________

____________________________________________________

What is the current going rate of a hotel room? ____________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE
BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE
AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER
TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

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Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not
try to call or write (since you probably can’t, and it would cause you
injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two
gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch
your back).

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21 Movie Names That Could Make The Cut As Porno

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  1. Any Which Way You Can
  2. Big Daddy
  3. Blow
  4. Deep Impact
  5. Deep Throat
  6. Dick
  7. Fire Down Below
  8. Fists Of Fury
  9. Freddy Got Fingered
  10. Free Willy
  11. In & Out
  12. Lethal Weapon
  13. Howard’s End
  14. Shaft
  15. The Black Stallion
  16. The Fast and the Furious
  17. Three Men and a Little Lady
  18. Unlawful Entry
  19. While You Were Sleeping
  20. Woman On Top
  21. xXx
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What A Way To Say It – Aussie Morning TV

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A man on a morning show chat segment asks if he can say something special to his girlfriend who always watches the show.

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