This Japanese style English class is the most hilarious language class in the world! I tried, but i can’t stop the tears. “Ten, ten..”.
It is known that inhaling helium will make you sound like chipmunks. What about inhaling sulphur hexaflouride? I can't think of any better idea to use this than to have a few friends inhale it and talk to the one which is most drunk. lol.
'Click To Play' and pause to let it buffer for awhile if it is lagging.
Here’s a list of wise advise to live by written by Dave Barry 4 years ago. It’s called the Pearls of Wisdom and it took him 50 years to learn. Enjoy!
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
- There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
- People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
- You should not confuse your career with your life.
- Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Never lick a steak knife.
- The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
- There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
- The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
- Your friends love you anyway.