because you value your soul

The people behind the store signs below either did intentionally or unintentionally. Either way, it’s funny! The funnier ones are of course names of asian restaurants. The owners should’ve done some homework before deciding on the name. It may cause a stiff stomach from laughing too much.

1. They were normal, until they went for dry cleaning.

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   Go Gay

2. Bobby : Dude, let’s buy some tools to fix this thing. Know of any place?
   Dorian : Screw it, man!
   Bobby : Whoaw.. relax man.. it’s just tools.. no need for the harsh tone..

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   Screw It

3. It’s hard cause it’s so cold

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   Stiff Nipples

4. A clever optometrist.

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   Spex In The City

5. Another smart optometrist.

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   Spex Appeal

6. I use S&M Trucking because I like to know that my package is properly bound down.

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   S&M Trucking

7. Watermelon flavored fried chicken. The combo includes a 40 and greens.

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   Flavors of Negros

8. Once you cum, you have to leave town. Everyone here’s a virgin.

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   Tillicum village

9. A college good enough.

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   Goodenough College

10. Encouraging safe sex after a meal.

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    Cabbage and Condoms

11. Me so hapi to eat here again.

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    Miso Hapi.

12. Bobby : Where you wanna eat tonight, man?
    Dorian : The Fu King Chinese Restaurant!
    Bobby : Whoaw.. relax dude.. what’s with the rage?

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    Fu King Chinese Restaurant

13. Tastes so good you’ll wanna swear.

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    Ho Lee Chow Chain of Chinese food

14. Waitress : Good afternoon to you! Welcome to Fuk Mi.

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    Fuk Mi Sushi

15. Bobby : Where you wanna eat tonight, man?
    Dorian : Fook Yue!
    Bobby : What?! Why?! What did I do?! It’s just a question man!

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    Fook Yue Seafood

16. Freshly squeezed…. Mmmm….

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    Lovejuice

17. Is it real?

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    Pho Real

18. Bubba! Come on, man. It’s not nice.

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    Bubba’s Animal Rescue & BBQ

19. This actually isn’t a bad idea.. a buffet with strippers!

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    Nasty buffet

20. Imagine moms waiting to give you a good deal.

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    MILFS Ford

21. Better here than the streets.

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    Supermarket Of Hoes

22. These surgeons enjoy multi tasking.

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    Oral & Facial

23. Are the rates reasonable?

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    Pussy Cleaners

24. It comes with clean and clear gardens.

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    I’ve Got Hoes

25. Doesn’t sound like family restaurant to me.

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    Shagnasti

26. I always wanted a son.

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    KidsExchange

27. An organization of specialist contractors.

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    BJ Queen Enterprises

28. Enough. Let’s go inside already.

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    Labia Theater

29. After Superwoman retired, she started a company.

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    Clithero

30. One of the coolest business name you can ever have.

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    OMFG

31. Another one of the coolest business name you can ever have.

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    WTF

32. So good, you’ll poop!

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    Poo Ping Palace

33. A new service that costs 99 cents.

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    New BJ

34. They were not only long, they were pho kim long!

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    Pho Kim Long

35. Bobby : Where are your parents, man?
    Dorian : They’re at the Pho King Restaurant!
    Bobby : You could use some anger management, dude.

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    Pho King Restaurant

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