11 Quotes About Sex You Will Find Amusing

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Angela Lambert

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

Anonymous

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.

I’m not a bad girl I’m just a good girl that does bad things!

I have learned that love can grow without sex, and that sex does not always lead to love.

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its’ the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can

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