Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.
Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.
I’m not a bad girl I’m just a good girl that does bad things!
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The people behind the store signs below either did intentionally or unintentionally. Either way, it’s funny! The funnier ones are of course names of asian restaurants. The owners should’ve done some homework before deciding on the name. It may cause a stiff stomach from laughing too much.
- They were normal, until they went for dry cleaning.
- Bobby : Dude, let’s buy some tools to fix this thing. Know of any place?
Dorian : Screw it, man!
Bobby : Whoaw.. relax man.. it’s just tools.. no need for the harsh tone..
- It’s hard cause it’s so cold
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