Part 1 of 3 : How To Answer Online Dating Personals Wrongly

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The internet personals dating scene is an online dating system that allows individuals, couples and groups to meet online and possibly develop a romantic or sexual relationship. Generally people get to provide personal information, photos of themselves, then search for other individuals using criteria such as age range, gender and location.

With huge free sites like match.com and Yahoo personals, many people have taken the match making scene online. The advantage lies in the mutual environment that online dating sites provide. Who you want to make contact with is up to you. You get to view others’ profile, and they get to view yours. If they like you, they’ll reply. Same goes vice versa. But the thing is, how do you pull it off without sounding like a tasteless, boring weirdo?

Easy. Learn from experience. Rather it be others’ than yours. Below are 3 of 10 categorized examples of how a failure’s reply sound like.

  1. Disgusting
    • I have a breast fantasy I would love to live out with you, i am willing to pay you to help make it come true, I’m a single white male 5’9″ 150lbs good looking.

      Dude, all you need is a lifetime subscription of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ and a bottle of KY jelly.

    • I am so impressed with you in many ways..the mind which you contain..the subtle curves of your body which is very sexy..and the coy look on your girlish face which I have such an urge to kiss.

      I would be more relaxed just discussing the comments you’re receiving from your personal and the demands of your website as I feel it will be very popular. I will tell you more about myself when I’m sure you have received this email and I see how often you reply. I will send a picture with any replies you offer. I will answer any question or try and supply any wishes you have, no bother to me as to how personal.

      I feel that personal and intimate interaction is so stimulating..Would you like to join an exhibitionist maillist group here in ft worth/texas? I can send you the information if you wish.

      Enraptured,Robg

      Reply so that I know it’s safe to send my picture

      Guys, this is how it goes. Scour profiles. Write to interested ones, giving only as much info as her profile offers. On the other side, she’ll check her responses and reply if she’s interested. There, simple as drinking water.

    • I AM SINGLE. ATTRACTIVE AND 27 Y/O

      YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, HAVE GREAT EYES AND SEEM INTERESTING….

      WELL E-MAIL ME AND WE CAN GO ON FROM THERE..

      BY THE WAY, I LOVE WOMEN IN SHORT SKIRTS, THIGH HIGH STOCKINGS, SUPER HIGH HEELS, MAKES ME THE REAL MAN-!!!!!!

      8 INCHES OF R E A L MAN–!!!!!!!!!!!!

      LOL. You must be Ben Dover. You should be looking for Ilean Dover.

  2. What the..??
    • Now i wonder you so when i read message yours which express all my thinks in my mind Realy i;am here for your rsquest i want you To be with me here in cairo ,EG. thus i send You as you want why am i write to you i think if you like to know me more i’ll be ready to send you the costs to bring here I want you be serious in your talking and as You did as sorry i forget to know you by my self i’am egyptian man work in the field of medicine and my profissional is chemist so I’ve a part-time to be good friends not for fun only but all our wishs in the life.now We hope to start.

      Oh Lord, may this profissional be less confissinal.

    • Wow I can see that u hold a lot gall. Well lets see, u r nice fram what i read and u looking for that right person Well perhaps u had recieved many emails, but I think i believe in meeting couse if we share thoughts we maid become great partnes. Ill sent u my pic after u reply

      fram what i read, u need many lasens to brus up u englis couse u maid risk be singel 4 life

    • HI MY NAME IS JOE AND I AM FROM CHESNUT H-ILL PHILY I AM 6’2″ 29 YR OLD SHORT BLACK HAIR BR EYES JEWISH GAY175 LB I WOULD LIKE VERY MACH TO TO TO YOU BY E-MAIL I ALMOST DOING THE SAME JOB YOU DO I AM AN AUTO CAD DESIGN I AM ORIGIANLY FROM ISRAEL LIVING HERE ALREADY 7 YR SO PLEASE IF YOU WONT TO E-MAIL ME BACK AT *[email protected]___.COM THIS IS MY WORK ADDRESS OR AT HOME WICH WOULD BE BETER EVEN BECAUSE OVER AT HOME I HAVE MY PIC SO I WILL BE ABALE TO SEND IT TO YOU SO [email protected]___.COM SO SEE YOU LATER BYE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

      Gay? Jewish gay at 175 pounds? You know, you don’t have to to to put [email protected]___.COM to get an email.

  3. Too Much To Handle
    • Hi my name is dean. i’ve been writing to these adds and I never got A response from any of these adds.Are you going to answer my add back.I’m getting A scanner it is on order at sear.I will send you a pic when I get it could you write me back until I send you A pic.I’m A nice guy but I’m shy until I get to know someone.I like going to the pool,movies driven are best.I haven’t been to a driven in a long time.I like playing on the computer.I’m learning abuot the computer as I go.

      Desperate = no reply. Include everything before answering ads.

    • Just waisting time and saw how much alike we might be, sick and twisted sense of humor..ect. I am a wee bit older than what you specified in your post, but if all you wanna do is email….. well is that such a big deal? You can find a picture and a little about me at my site.

      Schmookipus

      Schmookipus???? LOL!!!!!!!!!! sexyfroggy? huggiewoof?

    • I do fit your bill, to the tee, minus 1 thing. I’m into all cartoons (basically) and dig your humor, but am also in need of a physical and emotional relationship. Nice pic.

      im a design engineer full time, bartender part-time, if you want i’d like to hangout sometime.

      In need of a relationship? (error buzzer goes off) *buzzzzzzzzz…* Yes, you need oxygen, you need food, you need water but NOT a relationship.

Way Too Personal
Lorina’s adventures in the online dating scene

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One thought on “Part 1 of 3 : How To Answer Online Dating Personals Wrongly”

  1. That’s true, so many times happens that you find somebody that looks great but is a total *ssh*le but if you keep looking you’ll find the love just Like I did… 2 years ago I found the love and now I’m happply married :)

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