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10 Jokes Of The Day

Here are 10 pretty funny questions that I’ve found round the net today. Answers in the comments. =)

  1. What do boxers and astronomers have in common?
  2. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
  3. What do you call an underwater spy?
  4. What do you call a cute volcano?
  5. What’s full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
  6. Why do golfers wear 2 outfits when they golf?
  7. Why was the math book crying?
  8. What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
  9. When do doctors get angry?
  10. Why would Snow White be a great judge?

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Q : What do boxers and astronomers have in common?
A : They see stars

Q : Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A : Because they have big fingers

Q : What do you call an underwater spy?
A : James Pond

Q : What do you call a cute volcano?
A : Lava-ble

Q : What’s full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
A : Teapot

Q : Why do golfers wear 2 outfits when they golf?
A : In case they get a hole in one

Q : Why was the math book crying?
A : Because it had too many problems

Q : What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
A : The letter ‘h’

Q : When do doctors get angry?
A : When they run out of patients.

Q : Why would Snow White be a great judge?
A : Because she’s the fairest of them all.

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